"ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME: 12 KIDS A-SCREAMING, 11 PIPERS PIPING, 10 FROGS A-LEAPING, 9 BOYS A-PUKING, 8 DOGS A-BITING, 7 PARENTS DANCING, 6 BOYFRIENDS SWIMMING, 5 WAYS TO FLY! 4 TWINS, 3 PUCKS, 2 BOOBY TRAPS, AND ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN."